
Jenny asks…
Please rate these movies on a scale of 1-10?
No Country For Old Men
500 Days Of Summer
Memento
The Machinist
Brokeback Mountain
Alpha Dog
Boxcar Bertha
Mean Streets
Cape Fear
American Psycho
The Shining
Batman (1989)
Reservoir Dogs
The Blair Witch Project
Milk
The Hurt Locker
Inglourious Basterds
District 9
28 Days Later
BQ: Favorite Danny Boyle Film?
BQ2: Favorite Clint Eastwood directed film?
BQ3: What is your favorite TV Show?

admin answers:
No County For Old Men – 8
500 Days of Summer – Haven’t seen
Memento – 10
The Machinist – 8
Brokeback Mountain – 9
Alpha Dog – 7
Boxcar Bertha – Haven’t seen
Mean Streets – 9
Cape Fear (Scorcese remake) – 8
American Psycho – 9
The Shining – 7
Batman – 7
Reservoir Dogs – 8
The Blair Witch Project – 6
Milk – Haven’t seen
The Hurt Locker – 8
Inglorious Basterds – 9
District 9 – 8
28 Days Later – 10
BQ: Sunshine
BQ2: Gran Torino
BQ3: Top Gear

Joseph asks…
Things to learn from children, you gotta love them…..?
A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot house 4 inches deep.
If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
A 3 year old child’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape.
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan and tie it to a paint can, it does spread paint on all four walls of a 20×20 room.
You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit.
A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
The glass in windows (including double pane windows) doesn’t stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
When you hear the toilet flush along with the words “uh oh,” it’s already too late.
To be continued…..
Got a crazy neice and nephew……

admin answers:
LOL that was funny. I like the last one

Charles asks…
Joke : Things you can learn from kids..is this worthy of a star ?
A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot house 4 inches deep.
If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
A 3 year old child’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape.
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan and tie it to a paint can, it does spread paint on all four walls of a 20×20 room.
You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit.
A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
The glass in windows (including double pane windows) doesn’t stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
When you hear the toilet flush along with the words “uh oh,” it’s already too late.
Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke (and lots of it).
A six-year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
Certain Lego blocks will pass through the digestive tract of a 4 year old.
Play-Doh and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
Super glue is forever.
No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool, you still can’t walk on water.
Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
VCRs do not eject sandwiches, even though TV commercials show they do.
Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
You probably don’t want to know what that smell is.
Always look in the oven before you turn it on.
Plastic toys do not like ovens.
The fire department in my town has a 5 minute response time.
The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
The spin cycle on the washing machine does make cats dizzy, however.
Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
lol I dont have a kid,just found this on the net

admin answers:
The Waterbed Joke could not be more false. A waterbed cannot fill a 2000 square foot house 4 inches deep. Especially since the beds are only 6 x 7 in Cal. King the biggest size and are only 8.5 deep. That would barely cover 85 square feet at four inches deep.
What is the weight and measurements of a waterbed. Check out this blog.
Http://www.stlbeds.com/articles/2008/09/08/what-is-the-weight-of-a-hardside-or-softside-waterbed/
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